Funny Is The New Black

  • dwimmerlaiks:

    hair and make up goals:

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    reality:

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    (via ruinedchildhood)

  • itsseamus:

    me: *comes out of room*

    parents: oh! lord have mercy! she came out of her cave!

    me:

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    (via ruinedchildhood)

  • senpai-has-noticed-you:

    sometimes i think i’m arrogant but then i remember that julius caesar was kidnapped by sicilian pirates and when they demanded a ransom of 620 kgs of silver he got mad because he thought he was worth more than that and made them raise it to 1550 kg

    (Source: senpai-has-noticed-you, via ruinedchildhood)

  • vinebox:

    short dude but my..

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    (via ruinedchildhood)

  • chocolate-and-randomness:

    hellyeahrihannafenty:

    Is rihanna real

    Hella yeah she is.Riri does not take anybody’s shit

    (Source: Hellyeahrihannafenty, via ruinedchildhood)

  • phallocentricfascism:

    phallocentricfascism:

    "I’m 12% Irish, 16% German, 30% Italian, 24% French, 15% Swedish, 3% Cherokee…"

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    the most important thing I’ve learned since this post got popular is that nothing offends white Americans more than pointing out that they’re a white American

    (via betterthankanyebitch)